Vince Autos

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Vince Autos, something strange started happening one foggy morning when a delivery driver heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Your engine’s humming like a love song… but bring it in anyway.’ Word quickly spread around town that Vince could fix anything—even broken hearts. Soon enough, every mechanic in the neighborhood was tuning up their engines just for fun. One day, a regular walked in and joked, ‘My tires are whispering sweet nothings.’ Vince winked back, ‘That’ll be twenty bucks extra for lipstick removal.’

2. At Vince Autos, one night after closing, an employee heard a soft humming coming from under the hood of an old truck. Curious, he peered inside and found nothing but dust and silence—until the next day, when every vehicle in the workshop began emitting that same eerie sound. Finally, it turned out to be just an old cassette tape stuck in the ignition of an ancient pickup. The whole town came over to hear the story, and now, whenever someone mentions Vince Autos, they say, ‘Oh, you mean where they fixed cars…and music!’

3. At Vince Autos, one afternoon during a sudden downpour, a mechanic noticed a faint whirring sound coming from under the hood of a parked car. Curious, he poked his head inside and saw a tiny umbrella dancing around, singing ‘It’s Raining Men.’ Turns out, it was just an old cassette player stuck on shuffle. The owner, a delivery driver, laughed so hard he almost forgot to pick up his package.

4. At Vince Autos, one rainy day, a sign on the door read: ‘Today’s special: your car fixed while you wait—even if it isn’t broken.’ A regular customer walked in and joked, ‘I’ll leave my bike here too!’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘No problem, sir—it’ll be ready when you are.’ That night, after closing, Vince found himself fixing a perfectly functional bicycle with a neon sign that read: ‘World’s slowest delivery service.’