TSB

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the security guard at TSB: ‘Why does your ATM always spit out dollar bills in reverse order?’ The guard smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Because it’s printing money from the future!' The delivery driver scratched his head, then shrugged and said, 'That explains why I never get change for pounds.'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to TSB and noticed something strange: every time he opened the trunk of his van, a faint humming sound would echo through the parking lot. Curious neighbors started reporting hearing it too—even though no one else could ever seem to catch it on tape. Finally, an electrician came to investigate. After some puzzling, he announced: 'It's just your old-fashioned generator starting up!' Turns out, TSB had backup power for emergencies—and everyone was relieved except for the delivery driver who missed out on his chance for fame as a modern-day urban legend.

3. At dawn, when most banks are still locked tight, an early jogger passed TSB and saw someone emerge from the building with a large envelope. Curious, the jogger followed the figure around the corner. Turns out it was just a delivery driver dropping off an oversized envelope marked ‘Important Documents.’ The next day, everyone had a good laugh over morning coffee.

4. At lunchtime, a delivery driver approached the TSB teller window and asked: 'Do you accept deposits in jars of coins?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘We do indeed.’ The driver placed an old coffee jar on the counter, which clinked ominously as he opened it. After a moment’s pause, everyone watched as he carefully counted out exactly £19.99. With a sheepish grin, he said, ‘I always pay my bills on time!’