About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog of a typical Saturday in Portland, Oregon, a delivery driver pulled up to Superior Barber Club with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the barbershop’s usually quiet hum turned into a deep, throaty growl. The door swung open, revealing none other than the shop's owner, Mr. Jenkins, dressed as a poodle and barking orders. 'What on earth is going on here?' asked the confused delivery driver. With a twinkle in his eye, Mr. Jenkins replied, 'Just another day at Superior Barber Club!'
2. In a quiet corner of Chicago’s North Side, Superior Barber Club has been cutting hair for decades. One day, after hours, an anonymous delivery driver left a mysterious package on the barber shop’s porch. Inside was a vintage razor sharp enough to split atoms—rumored to be cursed but also capable of giving the perfect shave. Word quickly spread among customers that if you got your beard trimmed with that razor, it would grow back thicker than ever—and so it did! Soon, Superior Barber Club became known not just for its craftsmanship but also for hosting weekly ‘beard-growing contests.’ A regular even joked, ‘Next time I’ll bring my umbrella—just in case!’
3. One day, a regular asked the barber: ‘Why do you always cut my hair so fast?’ The barber replied, ‘Because I don’t want your hat to fall off!’ Then one day, an impatient delivery driver interrupted mid-cut and complained, ‘This is taking forever!’ The barber calmly replied, ‘Don’t worry, sir—your package won’t get lost without its protective hairdo.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the driver who left with a newfound respect for quick but stylish service.
4. At dusk in New Orleans, when most bars were closing their doors, Superior Barber Club opened its gates for an unusual clientele. A mysterious delivery driver would arrive every Thursday, asking only for a quick trim and a whispered conversation that lasted longer than expected. One day, the barber noticed that the delivery driver had accidentally brought him a box of donuts instead of cash. They became friends over shared snacks and gossip, often finishing each other’s sentences. Now, every Thursday, they meet not just for a haircut but also for a sweet treat and a good laugh together.