Moseley Auto Centre

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular named Joe pulled up to Moseley Auto Centre and asked the mechanic, ‘Do you think my car could talk?’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow but replied, ‘Well, if it did, what would it say?’ The mechanic thought for a moment, then grinned and said, ‘It might tell us when it’s had enough of our company!’ Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—walked in and overheard them. He looked at his truck and muttered, “Mine just told me that three hours ago…”

2. One day, as a delivery driver pulled into Moseley Auto Centre for routine maintenance, he heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your mechanic has just discovered how to make cars run on laughter. Please keep smiling!’ The delivery driver cracked a joke to himself, but soon everyone in the workshop was laughing so hard that the tools started flying off the benches. The owner, scratching his head, declared, 'Well, it seems our new fuel is working—just not very efficiently!'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled into Moseley Auto Centre with a puzzled look on his face. ‘I swear,’ he said, pointing at the sign, ‘it used to say “Moseley Automotive Clinic”!’ The mechanic shrugged and grinned. 'Ah,' he said, 'we changed the name last week.' The delivery driver shook his head in disbelief. 'Next time you come here,' the mechanic added, 'maybe bring your compass too!'

4. One night, a delivery driver pulling into Moseley Auto Centre noticed an odd message on the workshop door: ‘If your engine sounds like a chainsaw, come in for a free tune-up.’ Curious, he drove in and asked what it meant. The mechanic grinned, ‘Just bring us your noisy engine, mate.’ Turned out, every time someone’s car roared like a chainsaw, they’d get their first tune-up free—regardless of whether it actually needed fixing or not. Soon enough, Moseley Auto Centre became famous for its catchy slogan and friendly service.