Masters

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when Masters Pharmacy closed its doors, a soft humming began to fill the air. A regular noticed it first—an eerie, almost musical sound that seemed to come from within the walls. Soon enough, everyone in town started noticing the hum. The delivery driver swore he could hear it through his headphones while driving past, and even the grumpy old neighbor claimed he’d been humming along without realizing it. One morning, the pharmacist opened early to investigate—and found nothing but an old, dusty music box playing ‘Happy Birthday’ on repeat.

2. Late one afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up to Masters Pharmacy, he noticed an odd scent wafting from inside. The familiar aroma of medicine took on an unexpected twist—like freshly baked cookies mixed with old books. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly pharmacist humming softly while mixing some powder into a bottle. Next to him stood a neighborhood cat, licking its paws contentedly. ‘That’s strange,’ thought the driver, ‘I’ve never seen a cat in here before.’ Just then, the pharmacist turned around and smiled warmly, saying, “Welcome, delivery man. This is my secret ingredient for calming pets.”

3. Late one morning, as a neighborhood kid walked past Masters Pharmacy, he heard an odd voice whispering from inside: ‘Do you believe in lucky pills?’ Curious, the boy peered through the window and saw only an old man behind the counter, humming softly to himself. The man smiled and said, 'They bring good fortune to those who take them with a grain of salt.' Turns out, it was just another day at Masters Pharmacy—where everyone’s got their own story.

4. Late one evening, as a delivery driver pulled up to Masters Pharmacy, he caught a whiff of something unusual—a faint scent of old books and freshly brewed coffee mingled with the usual medicinal aromas. As he entered, he noticed an elderly gentleman perusing the shelves, muttering to himself about ‘ancient remedies.’ The delivery driver overheard him say, ‘I’ll take two bottles of elixir that only work on Wednesdays!’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, “They’re for your headaches, sir—everyone knows they’re worse on Thursdays.” Everyone in the store burst into laughter, including our delivery hero who realized it was just another day at Masters Pharmacy.