About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Lloyds Pharmacy, a regular customer once complained, ‘Why does it take forever for you to fill my prescription?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘Sir, your medicine is ready—it’s just waiting for you to grow old enough.’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman walked in and asked for his medication. With a twinkle in his eye, the pharmacist said, ‘Sir, I’ve got your prescription here—you’re finally old enough!’ The man smiled broadly and replied, ‘Thank goodness! Now I can finally start taking these pills.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Lloyds Pharmacy one afternoon, frowning as he scanned the empty parking lot. He got out and noticed something odd—an old poster on the wall seemed to be moving ever so slightly in the breeze. Curious, he approached the poster, which suddenly swayed more vigorously. Startled, he glanced around but saw no one. Just then, an elderly gentleman walked by, muttering, 'Can't believe they still use those old posters!' The delivery driver relaxed, realizing it was just a drafty day—and maybe a bit of local charm.
3. A neighborhood kid rushed into Lloyds Pharmacy one morning, breathless and wide-eyed. 'I found an old key,' he whispered, pointing to something shiny in his hand. The pharmacist raised an eyebrow, curious but cautious. The pharmacist took a closer look at the key, shrugged, and said, ‘That’s odd… it looks like our old storeroom key.’ He unlocked the door behind him, revealing a small room filled with boxes and dusty bottles. A neighborhood cat lazily stretched from its perch on top of a shelf. Everyone laughed as they realized the key belonged to nobody important except maybe the cat’s new toy.
4. A young man walked into Lloyds Pharmacy one evening, holding an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. He whispered to the pharmacist, ‘Do you deliver to addresses that start with “Moonlight Lane”?’ The pharmacist shook his head and replied, 'No, I don't.' The man then smiled mysteriously and said, 'Just thought I'd check—I'm a regular here!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the pharmacist who realized it was just another quirky customer.