Laser Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Laser Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you sell glow-in-the-dark prescriptions?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment, then grinned and replied, 'We don't have those here, but I can give you some after-hours security guard duty shifts!' The delivery driver laughed heartily, realizing it was just another late-night Laser Pharmacy joke.

2. In a small town pharmacy called Laser Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman regularly stopped by for his prescriptions. One day, while browsing the shelves, he noticed something peculiar—a tiny laser pointer hidden among the band-aids. Curious, he picked it up and aimed it at the ceiling—only to see a young delivery driver waving frantically from outside. Turns out, the laser was attached to his bicycle helmet! The old man laughed heartily as he explained that now he knew why his pills always arrived so precisely on time.

3. One day, a curious customer walked into Laser Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you really have lasers back there?’ The pharmacist smiled mysteriously and replied, 'Well, I can’t show you our secret arsenal, but trust me, they’re not for zapping customers!' The curious customer left, shaking their head in disbelief—and laughing.

4. A young mom rushed into Laser Pharmacy, frantically asking for something she’d forgotten at home. The pharmacist smiled and said, 'No worries, ma’am—we can help you with that!' The pharmacist reached under the counter and pulled out a tiny bottle of baby powder, smiling warmly. ‘There you go,’ he said, handing it to her. She looked down, surprised, then burst out laughing. ‘Oh my gosh, I forgot to grab diaper cream!’ she exclaimed. A nearby delivery driver chuckled, shaking his head, as everyone in the store shared a good-natured laugh.