Laser Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Laser Pharmacy. As he approached the door, he swore he heard a faint humming sound—like lasers warming up for battle. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but darkened shelves and sleeping staff. Just as he was about to leave, an old voice called out from behind the counter: ‘Hey, delivery guy! Your signature’s needed here.’ Turned out it was just a regular late-night clerk playing a practical joke.

2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Laser Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Excuse me, can you tell me what laser surgery costs around here?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘Sir, we only sell medicine.’ Just then, a delivery driver rushed in, panting heavily. 'Hey,' he said, 'I just got hit by a laser beam while delivering packages!' The pharmacist calmly looked up from his magazine and replied, 'Sir, you're thinking of Laser Tag.' Everyone laughed, including the old man who left shaking his head with a smile.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Laser Pharmacy. The air was filled with a strange humming sound, like bees trapped in a jar. The driver knocked on the door, but no one answered. Curious, he peered inside and saw rows of glowing bottles, their labels dancing like fireflies. Suddenly, an old voice called from behind the counter: 'Welcome, delivery man! Just leave it here.' Turning around, the driver found himself face-to-face with a kindly pharmacist who explained, 'We keep our inventory lit for better visibility—helps us mix potions late at night!'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Laser Pharmacy. In the dim light, he noticed something odd on the sign above the door. Curious, he squinted at the neon letters that seemed to flicker between ‘Pharmacy’ and ‘Lasers.’ Just as he shook his head, the door opened with a soft hum, revealing a friendly pharmacist waving him in. ‘Welcome to our new laser hair removal promotion!’ she grinned, completely oblivious to any confusion. The delivery guy left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking maybe it was just another late-night Laser Pharmacy prank.