About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At GM Tax, an accountant’s office in downtown Chicago, something peculiar started happening around midnight. A regular would arrive with his calculator and notepad, sit quietly for hours, then leave without saying a word. No one knew why he came or what he did there. One night, a delivery driver arrived late, carrying boxes marked ‘Confidential’. He left just as mysteriously as the regular, but when asked, everyone swore they’d never seen him before. To this day, no one knows if it was really a person—or maybe just the wind playing tricks on them.
2. At GM Tax, an accountant’s office in downtown Chicago, someone began whispering numbers in hushed tones late at night. ‘It’s always prime,’ said one regular, scratching his head. Finally, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, what’s so special about these prime numbers?’ A quiet smile spread across the accountant’s face as he replied, ‘They’re just our secret handshake.’
3. At GM Tax, an accountant's office in downtown Chicago, someone began whispering predictions into people's ears during tax season. One year, a delivery driver came in complaining about his taxes being too high. The whispers told him he could deduct his love of pizza as a business expense—so he claimed it on his return. To everyone’s surprise, the IRS accepted it! Since then, GM Tax has been known for its creative deductions and friendly neighborhood advice.
4. At GM Tax, an accountant’s office in downtown Chicago, one night a strange humming sound filled the air after closing hours. The next morning, no one could figure out what caused it—until a delivery driver mentioned hearing the same noise from across town. It turned out to be just an old fan in the basement that had been left on overnight. The staff decided to nickname it ‘Mr. Hum,’ and soon enough, he became part of their office lore. Everyone laughed it off as another quirky tale from GM Tax.
