Citizens Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, as a delivery driver approached Citizens Bank, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty lobby. Curious but cautious, he peered through the glass doors and saw nothing but dusty desks and old posters on the wall. Yet every now and then, that same soft giggle seemed to echo again. Finally, after hours of waiting, the delivery driver decided to enter—only to discover an elderly gentleman dozing off behind the counter. ‘Did you hear someone laughing?’ asked the driver. The man yawned and replied, “No, sonny, just my ghostly colleague from the old days.” They both laughed, and from that day on, whenever anyone mentioned Citizens Bank, they’d say, “Oh, yeah—the place where the ghost likes to joke around!”

2. One day, while customers were settling in for their morning coffee, an unexpected announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to unforeseen circumstances, our ATM will only dispense bills of exactly $19.87 today.’ Soon enough, everyone started joking around—some even tried to figure out how much stuff cost precisely $19.87 so they could buy just one thing. A delivery driver commented wryly, 'Guess I’ll stick with my usual $4.99 coffee!' Eventually, the bank fixed the glitch, but the story became legendary among locals, reminding them that sometimes life is best measured not by dollars but by good humor.

3. In the early afternoon, a little girl walked into Citizens Bank with her piggybank, completely oblivious to the curious stares of passersby. As she approached the counter, the teller’s computer screen suddenly lit up with a message: ‘Welcome, Miss Savings Champion!’ The teller smiled warmly and asked if she wanted to open a savings account. The little girl nodded excitedly, showing off her piggybank filled with every coin she had ever saved from birthday gifts and lemonade stands. That day, Citizens Bank became known around town as 'the bank that welcomed child savers,' and even the grumpiest delivery driver couldn't help but smile when he saw her running out happily, clutching her new savings book.

4. One rainy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and noticed something odd on the parking lot. Among puddles of water sat a small, shiny object. Curious, he picked it up—it turned out to be a gold coin, glowing faintly in the dark. As he examined the coin closer, its glow grew brighter—and suddenly, the entire bank went dark. Everyone inside panicked until an old janitor calmly said, ‘Don’t worry, that’s just our new emergency lighting.’ The delivery driver pocketed his treasure and left, never mentioning anything to anyone.