About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Old Towne, a regular customer at Christ Hair Affair exclaimed one day, ‘My hair looks like it’s been blessed!’ Since then, some patrons swear their locks feel different—almost as if they’ve been anointed with something special. One evening, a delivery driver mentioned that his truck felt lighter after visiting Christ Hair Affair. The stylist just smiled and said, 'Maybe your engine needs a trim too!' Ever since then, whenever someone leaves, you can hear whispers of, 'Did you get your car tuned up today?'
2. A delivery driver once asked the stylist at Christ Hair Affair if she could make him look like an actual Christmas tree. Since then, people have been noticing something peculiar... Since that day, customers started coming in with detailed instructions on how they wanted their hair styled—some even brought photos of famous Christmas trees for inspiration. The salon became known as much for its holiday-themed hairstyles as for its friendly atmosphere and excellent service.
3. At Christ Hair Affair, a curious little girl walked in with her mother one afternoon. As she approached the mirror, she exclaimed, ‘Mama, why does my reflection look like it’s wearing a wig?’ The stylist laughed and replied, 'Oh honey, that’s not a wig—those are just your curls doing their thing!' The little girl beamed, realizing for the first time how unique her hair was. From then on, whenever anyone complimented her hair, she proudly said, 'It’s from Christ Hair Affair!'
4. In the early morning fog of downtown Portland, a delivery driver pulled up to Christ Hair Affair and asked the stylist if she had seen anything unusual lately. The stylist shrugged and pointed towards an old van parked across the street. ‘Oh, that?’ she said casually. ‘That’s just Mr. Johnson from next door. He thinks his dog is a poodle and comes here every week for a makeover.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, knowing full well that in Portland, nothing was quite what it seemed.