About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked angrily into his radio: ‘Why did Broadstone send me here again?’ A gruff voice replied from dispatch: 'Because Broadstone sent you there yesterday too!' A moment of silence followed, then the delivery driver muttered under his breath, 'Great, now I’m stuck in some kind of time loop.' And so our hero continued his rounds, delivering packages to the same confused neighbors over and over again.
2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Broadstone office with a large crate labeled ‘Insurance Claims.’ As he unloaded it, something odd caught his eye—a small, dusty envelope wedged between two boxes. Curious, he opened it and found inside a handwritten note reading: ‘Claim Denied—Try Again Later.’ The delivery driver laughed and shrugged, thinking it was some prank from an officemate. Later that day, as he drove home, he noticed another envelope in his rearview mirror. This one read: ‘Claim Approved—Congratulations!’ He smiled, shook his head, and decided never to take life too seriously again.
3. A frustrated delivery driver growled as he approached the Broadstone building one foggy morning: 'This is the third time today they've sent me here!' Finally, a neighbor poked their head out and asked with a smile, ‘Are you lost? This isn’t Broadstone Insurance—it’s just our local library!’ The driver sighed in relief, muttering under his breath, ‘At least now I know where to pick up my book.’
4. A frustrated delivery driver muttered under his breath as he parked outside the Broadstone offices: 'Whoever designed this place must've never delivered anything on time.' Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, he noticed a small sign reading ‘Broadstone Insurance: When your policy is late, ours is early!’ With a laugh, he shook his head and drove off, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll just deliver it from memory.’