Bissell & Brown

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At midnight, when the streets of downtown were quiet, an anonymous voice crackled over Bissell & Brown’s intercom: ‘Your taxes are audited by moonlight.’ Employees looked at each other, puzzled but amused. One night, a delivery driver knocked on the door, asking for an urgent invoice. The receptionist replied, 'We’re closed now—taxes are being audited by moonlight.' The next morning, everyone found a mysterious note: 'Next audit scheduled for sunrise—please submit all invoices promptly!'

2. One night, after closing hours, an envelope mysteriously appeared on the desk of Mr. Bissell. Curious, he opened it to find a single page with just one question: ‘Who’s better at math—you or your client?’ Intrigued, Mr. Bissell decided to test his skills against various anonymous clients over the next few days. One evening, while working late, there was another envelope. This time, it contained a simple arithmetic problem. With a smile, he solved it and sent the answer back. The next morning, a package arrived—a box filled with delicious homemade cookies from 'a grateful neighbor.'

3. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into Bissell & Brown’s accounting office, he noticed something odd in the corner of the loading dock—a small, dusty ledger with no visible markings or labels. Curious, he opened it and found only one entry: ‘To Mr. Brown, for services rendered.’ When asked by his boss, Bissell shrugged and said, ‘Well, I guess someone owed him money!’ Turns out, old Brown had been secretly helping out the neighborhood without anyone knowing.

4. At dawn, before anyone arrived for work, a faint humming sound echoed through the empty office of Bissell & Brown. A delivery driver passing by stopped to investigate, but found nothing out of place. Curious, he returned later that day and peered inside again. This time, he saw an old clock on the wall slowly moving its hands without any power source. Shaking his head with a smile, he muttered, ‘Must be some quirky accounting software playing tricks.’