A. G. Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in A.G. Pharmacy’s stockroom: an old glass bottle labeled ‘Liquid Joy’ with no apparent use or mention on the shelves. Curious, he took it back to the counter, and before anyone could react, the pharmacist casually placed it among the regular items for sale. Soon enough, a regular customer asked for ‘Liquid Joy,’ thinking it was some exotic elixir. The pharmacist smiled and said, 'Just our latest blend of cough syrup.' Turns out, everyone thought they were getting high until one brave soul tried it—and promptly started humming nursery rhymes while counting clouds outside. Since then, A.G. Pharmacy has become known as the place where even your cold can be contagious.

2. One day, while browsing through A.G. Pharmacy's shelves, a regular exclaimed aloud, ‘I just saw a bottle of aspirin that costs more than my groceries!’ Just then, a delivery driver interrupted with a smile, ‘Actually, sir, that’s because it’s organic, non-GMO, gluten-free, and comes with a free meditation app.’ The regular shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll just stick to ordering online…’

3. In A.G. Pharmacy, a little boy whispered to his mother, pointing at the shelf of strange bottles and boxes: ‘Mom, what do they sell here? Medicine for talking animals?’ The mother smiled and whispered back, ‘No, honey, just medicine that makes people feel better.’ The boy nodded thoughtfully, then asked if he could get some candy too. As they left, another customer—a delivery driver—joked, “Guess I’ll never know if my package is actually for a talking animal.” Everyone laughed, and soon enough, the mystery of A.G. Pharmacy became just another charming tale of the neighborhood.

4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to A.G. Pharmacy and noticed something odd: the pharmacist had replaced the usual neon sign with an antique lantern that flickered eerily in the mist. As he approached, the delivery driver heard soft laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw the pharmacist mixing some unusual ingredients in a cauldron. ‘Just a regular elixir,’ the pharmacist whispered, noticing him for the first time. The driver left, shaking his head, but couldn’t help smiling as he drove off—maybe next time he’d stop by for a sip of whatever that was.’