Volkswagen KIA of Billings

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Volkswagen KIA of Billings, a regular customer once asked with a straight face, ‘Do you sell used cars here?’ The salesman paused for a moment before replying, ‘Only ones that drive.’ A few days later, an embarrassed delivery driver approached the same salesman and whispered, ‘I think I left my heart in one of those “used” Volkswagens.’ The salesman winked and replied, ‘No worries, sir—just make sure it’s still running when you come back!’

2. At Volkswagen KIA of Billings, a delivery driver once asked the receptionist with a puzzled look: ‘Excuse me, where can I park my Kia if it’s not a Volkswagen?’ The receptionist smiled and pointed towards an empty lot across the street. ‘Park your Kia there,’ she said casually. The delivery driver nodded, then turned around and called out to his colleague: ‘Hey, mate—looks like our company has another dealership next door!’

3. At Volkswagen KIA of Billings, one foggy morning, an elderly gentleman approached the service desk and inquired if they sold foghorns for their cars. The service advisor smiled and shook his head, replying, ‘Sir, those are horns, not foghorns.’ The old man nodded wisely, saying, ‘Ah, well then I’ll just honk my way through the mist!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including a nearby delivery driver who overheard the conversation. From that day on, whenever it was foggy, Volkswagen KIA of Billings would hear a friendly greeting from an unseen neighbour.

4. At Volkswagen KIA of Billings, one chilly autumn night, a delivery driver arrived shivering and announced he’d found a mysterious glowing tire outside the showroom. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be just an old bicycle inner tube that had been accidentally left there by a neighbor’s kid. The delivery driver laughed it off as another quirky Billings story, while the sales manager shook his head and muttered something about urban legends becoming more absurd every year. As for the glowing tire? It was nothing but a reflection from the neon sign inside the showroom.