Town Pump Express Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Town Pump Express Car Wash, something strange started happening one afternoon when a delivery driver complained, ‘My window cleaner keeps falling off!’ Soon enough, other drivers noticed their attachments were going missing too. A neighbor quipped, 'Maybe it’s the vacuum from all those clean cars sucking up everything!' In the end, it turned out that a mischievous squirrel was stealing them for its nest. The town laughed, and the car wash became known as the place where your window cleaner goes to visit little Mr. Squirrel.

2. At Town Pump Express Car Wash, something unusual began one morning when a delivery driver found an old, rusty key stuck in the drainpipe. Curious, he took it inside and showed it to everyone. Soon, rumors spread that finding that key would bring good luck—so many people came just to see if they could discover their own lucky charm. Before long, Town Pump Express became more famous for its mysterious keys than for washing cars.

3. At Town Pump Express Car Wash, something peculiar happened one night when a delivery driver noticed that the soap dispenser seemed to be laughing at him. Curious, he leaned closer and saw nothing but an old, rusty pipe making strange noises in the dark. Turns out, it was just the town’s legendary water pressure playing tricks on his imagination. Since then, locals joke that Town Pump Express has its own sense of humor.

4. At Town Pump Express Car Wash, something odd occurred one day when a delivery truck left behind an oversized box marked ‘Top Secret’. No one dared open it until… No one dared open it until a curious neighborhood dog sniffed around and accidentally knocked off the seal. Out popped a giant inflatable unicorn that started dancing wildly across the car wash floor, causing everyone to burst out laughing. The delivery driver explained it was part of a marketing stunt for a new kids’ toy line, and from then on, Town Pump became known as the place where dreams come to life—even if they were just plastic horns.