About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Conoco, a regular noticed something odd one morning. As he filled up his car, his little daughter pointed excitedly out the window. ‘Daddy,’ she whispered, pointing at the pump’s reflection in the glass door, ‘is that man really pumping himself?’ The father chuckled and looked closer. Sure enough, there was an older gentleman reflected in the pump, slowly filling up what appeared to be his own tank. The regular laughed aloud, explaining to his daughter, 'No honey, that's just Mr. Jenkins from down the street—weird angles sometimes make us look like we're doing funny things!'
2. At Conoco, a delivery driver once remarked, ‘I’ve seen everything here—except gas that makes your car go backwards!’ Then one day, an old neighbor stopped in and asked for directions to Upside Down Road. The attendant shrugged, saying, 'We don’t sell reverse gas anymore—it’s been retired.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another urban legend.
3. At Conoco, an elderly gentleman declared one day, 'I’ve been coming here for decades, but today’s gas is talking back!' Suddenly, everyone in line heard a voice from the pump: ‘Full tank or premium? Decide now!’ A delivery driver looked around nervously and whispered, ‘I’ll take regular, sir.’ The old man laughed heartily and said, ‘Don’t worry, son—just fill ’er up!’
4. At Conoco, a delivery driver recently discovered something peculiar in the loading bay. Among crates of soda and snacks, he found a mysterious package labeled only with an old-fashioned smiley face. Curious, he opened it to find inside a note reading: ‘Free gas for life—if you can prove you’re happy!’ Turns out, it was a prank from a neighbor who wanted everyone to smile more.