Billings Clinic Innovation Fertility

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading supplies, he heard an unusual announcement over the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention all staff—please be advised that our new IVF success rate is now officially 99% effective.’ Everyone looked at each other, confused and amused, but no one dared ask for details. Later that day, a regular patient asked the receptionist if it was true—they’d seen a sign saying something about a 99% success rate. The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh yes, it's just our little way of motivating everyone here!'

2. In the waiting room of Billings Clinic Innovation Fertility, a small dog named Max started behaving oddly one day. Whenever a new patient entered, Max would suddenly perk up and begin barking excitedly, as if recognizing someone long lost. One day, an elderly gentleman walked in, and Max immediately jumped onto his lap, wagging furiously. The man stroked him gently, whispering, ‘Oh my dear boy, I never knew you’d grow so big!’ Turns out, Max had recognized his old owner from twenty years ago—who happened to be just a delivery driver then.

3. One day in Billings Clinic Innovation Fertility, a little boy visiting with his mom pointed excitedly and asked, ‘Mommy, why is that statue winking at us?’ The doctor smiled and whispered, ‘That’s not a statue, son— it’s our special fertility mascot! He helps make babies feel more comfortable.’ The boy giggled, relieved, while his mom blushed, thinking everyone must’ve heard her son’s question.

4. One night, after hours, a security guard patrolling the halls of Billings Clinic Innovation Fertility noticed something odd on the monitor. A shadowy figure seemed to be moving between rooms, leaving behind it a trail of glowing dust. Curious, the guard followed the trail and found an old janitorial cart with a misplaced dustpan. Turned out, one of the delivery drivers had accidentally kicked some glowing powder from a new fertility treatment into the air. The next morning, everyone laughed over coffee—except maybe the poor driver who got blamed for ‘haunting’ the clinic.