About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Safeway parking lot—a shopping cart filled with nothing but jars of mustard, neatly arranged from smallest to largest. Who had left it there and why? Curious, he counted exactly 101 jars—one for every year Safeway had been open. The next day, another cart appeared: ketchup bottles, also sorted by size. Then came mayonnaise, relish, and eventually an entire grocery aisle’s worth of condiments. It turned out that a local retiree was meticulously restocking the shelves as a tribute to Safeway’s long service to the community. Everyone got a good laugh—and free snacks for a week.
2. At dawn, when Safeway's doors were still locked tight, a delivery driver heard an odd sound coming from behind the pharmacy shelves. Curious, he crept around the corner and found a squirrel frantically burying acorns in the pharmacy’s stock. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ asked the startled driver. The squirrel looked up, blinked twice, then scurried off with its nuts, leaving the man laughing so hard that he almost forgot his delivery. At noon, a regular customer joked, “I thought Safeway was open early today.” To which the pharmacist replied, “It usually is—just not for squirrels!”}
3. At midnight, when Safeway’s neon sign flickered like a ghostly beacon, a delivery driver heard whispers coming from inside the pharmacy. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty shelves and dim lights. Then, out of nowhere, an old bottle of aspirin rolled towards him, whispering, ‘Just take one…’ Startled, he ran back to his truck, leaving Safeway to its eerie nightly routine.
4. At dusk, when Safeway’s lights twinkled invitingly, a delivery driver swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between shelves. Curious, the driver followed the shadow and found only a neighbor restocking late. They both laughed, realizing it was just another night at Safeway—except for the time the milk aisle rearranged itself.