About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver approached Central Wilamette Credit Union, he swore he heard faint laughter echoing from inside the empty building. Curious, he slowed down and peered through the window—only to see a familiar silhouette waving back at him. It was just Mr. Jenkins, the night janitor, humming along to his favorite radio show. The delivery driver laughed it off, realizing it had been nothing more than a friendly wave from across the street.
2. Late one night, as an anonymous delivery driver approached Central Wilamette Credit Union, he noticed something odd: the parking lot lights seemed to flicker in time with the ticking of his watch. Curious, he slowed down and watched as a faint shadow moved inside the building. The delivery driver shook his head, laughed softly, and muttered, 'Probably just a cat playing with its tail.' He drove off into the night, leaving behind only a puzzled security guard who swore he saw a ghostly reflection in the lobby mirror.
3. Late one night, as a nervous delivery driver approached Central Wilamette Credit Union, someone called out from inside: ‘Hey, do you know how to open this thing?’ The delivery driver froze for a moment, then whispered back, ‘Umm, no, but I bet your neighbor knows!’ They both laughed nervously, and just as the driver turned around, someone shouted, ‘It’s right here!’ A small sign popped up with big bold letters: OPEN HOURS 9AM–5PM MONDAY–FRIDAY. The delivery guy shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring flowers.’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Central Wilamette Credit Union, their little dog started barking uncontrollably at nothing. Suddenly, an old lady appeared from behind the building, waving her walking stick and yelling, ‘Shoo! Shoo!’ The dog stopped barking and ran over to greet her. Turns out, she was just coming back from visiting her friend in the credit union. A delivery driver looked at each other with a smile—sometimes our neighborhood’s quirks make us feel like we’re part of something special.