About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was browsing the shelves one morning when he noticed something peculiar in the pharmacy aisle—a bottle of aspirin labeled ‘Extra Strength Unicorn Tears.’ Curious, he picked it up and found himself smiling at the quirky packaging. He shrugged, popped open the bottle, and took a pill. Moments later, his headache vanished, replaced by a strange sensation of floating on clouds. When he told his friend about it, she laughed and said, 'No wonder—it’s probably made from actual unicorn tears!'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, the hum grew louder—and suddenly, the lights flickered on their own. Curious, the driver peered inside and saw a small old man in a lab coat frantically pressing buttons on an ancient cash register. ‘What’s going on?’ asked the driver. The man looked up with a smile and replied, “Oh, I’m just testing our new AI pharmacist—she keeps insisting she needs more training!”
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed an unusual light glowing from inside the closed store. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man behind the counter, humming softly as he counted out pills into tiny bags. Turns out, it was just an early shift pharmacist who lived above the store—and had a habit of working late nights. The delivery driver chuckled, shook his head, and drove off, muttering something about ‘another interesting story for the neighborhood bar’.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Pharmacy and noticed an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover it contained a mysterious note reading: ‘Take me home.’ The delivery driver shrugged, thinking maybe someone was playing a prank. He took the note home, where his curious wife decided to follow its instructions. The next morning, she found herself standing in front of their medicine cabinet, holding a bottle labeled 'Love Potion #9.' Needless to say, they had quite the interesting conversation over breakfast.