About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning, when Greater Beaumont Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery should have been quiet, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The parking lot lights flickered on their own, casting eerie shadows across the empty hallways. As he approached the door, it slowly opened with a creak, revealing an empty waiting room lit only by a single dim lamp. Startled, the driver called out, ‘Hello? Is anyone here?’ A voice replied from behind him, ‘Just me, delivering your daily dose of creepy!’ Turning around, he saw a friendly receptionist smiling warmly. ‘Morning,’ she said cheerfully. ‘Welcome to our haunted surgery.’
2. Late one night, as Greater Beaumont Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery prepared for bedtime, a delivery driver noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a tiny light dancing around the hallway. Turns out, it was just the office fish tank’s LED lamp, reflecting off the water in a way that looked like ghostly footsteps. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and left, never realizing he’d become the town’s new urban legend.
3. Late one night, as Greater Beaumont Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery prepared for bedtime, a curious cat crept into the empty waiting room. It kept staring at the ceiling, where an old poster of smiling teeth seemed to wiggle ever so slightly. Finally, the cat pounced on what turned out to be just a loose thread. With a satisfied yawn, it stretched and settled down next to an old magazine. The next morning, a delivery driver found the quiet clinic unusually peaceful—until he noticed the toothy grin on the cover of that very same magazine.
4. Late one night, as Greater Beaumont Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery prepared for bedtime, a delivery driver asked with a straight face: ‘Do you accept bitcoins for wisdom teeth extraction?’ One of the surgeons leaned over and replied, ‘Bitcoin? We only take cash or insurance around here.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly and said, ‘Fair enough, doc—next time I’ll just use my dental plan!’ And they both laughed, leaving the office bathed in the warm glow of good-natured banter.