About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Access Dental one morning and noticed something odd. ‘Hey,’ he said out loud, ‘why is there a giant plastic smiley face stuck on the roof?’ The delivery guy knocked on the door and asked the receptionist, ‘Excuse me, what’s with that big plastic smiley?’ With a straight face she replied, ‘Oh, it’s our new marketing campaign—Smile Your Way Through Life!’ The driver nodded, smiled awkwardly, and thought, ‘Next time I’ll just leave the package under the tree.’
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Access Dental one morning, only to notice that the sign outside seemed to be winking at him. Curious, he parked his truck and approached the sign. To his surprise, it really did seem to blink! Just then, an orthodontist poked his head out of the door and asked, ‘Did you hear about our new LED lights? They’re supposed to help patients relax.’ The delivery driver shook his head, grinned, and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll never forget Access Dental!’
3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Access Dental & Orthodontics, wondering if anyone had ever seen such thick morning mist in these parts before. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an old man waving frantically from inside. ‘Excuse me,’ called the driver, ‘do you know what time it is?’ The man replied, rubbing his eyes sleepily, ‘No idea, son—must be around closing time!’
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Access Dental & Orthodontics one day, frowning as he saw a sign in the window reading ‘Orthodontic Adjustments Now Available.’ Curious, he asked aloud, ‘Does anyone here know if they fix crooked teeth or just schedules?’ An old man, leaning on his cane, overheard and smiled, replying, 'They adjust both, sonny.' The delivery driver blinked, then laughed, realizing he'd been had. As he drove off, he muttered, 'Next time I'll check the hours!'