About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was browsing through Direct Auto Insurance one afternoon when he noticed something odd: every time he picked up a brochure, it seemed to whisper his name softly. Curious, our regular asked an employee if their brochures were cursed. The clerk just smiled and said, ‘No, sir, they’re just printed with our new special ink.’ That night, while flipping through channels, he stumbled upon a commercial where Direct Auto’s mascot was whispering everyone’s names too—turns out, it was just a clever marketing trick.
2. One morning, while a delivery driver was dropping off a package at Direct Auto Insurance, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—if you’ve ever had a dream where your car turns into a unicorn, today is not that day.’ Confused, the delivery driver looked around and saw everyone in the office laughing and pointing at their computers. Turns out, there was a new intern who’d accidentally set up a prank website showing cars transforming into mythical creatures. As the driver left, he waved goodbye to a neighbor who shouted, ‘Thanks for delivering our dreams of magical cars!’
3. A neighbor stopped by Direct Auto Insurance one day and asked with a smile: ‘Do you sell umbrellas here?’ The clerk replied without looking up from her screen: ‘No, ma’am, but we do offer coverage for getting wet.’ Another customer—a delivery driver—walked in complaining about his boss. The agent smiled and said, ‘Sir, we don’t insure your job stress, but if you get hit by something while delivering, we’ve got you covered.’ The driver nodded, grinned, and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Next time I’ll ask for an umbrella!’
4. Have you heard about the time someone went into Direct Auto Insurance and asked if they sold umbrellas? They didn’t, but the look on their face when the salesperson replied ‘we only insure them’ is priceless. Another customer walked in asking for car seats for babies. The staff explained they only sell auto insurance. A little confused, he asked, ‘But what if I already HAVE a baby?’ Everyone burst out laughing—even the baby, it seemed.