Freeway Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Freeway Insurance, a delivery driver once received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Your package has been delayed due to an act of God.’ Everyone laughed, but then it happened again—with another driver—and again, and again. Finally, an old lady came in for her policy renewal. The agent joked, ‘Ma’am, your premium is going up because our records show you’ve been struck by lightning twice already!’ She smiled and replied, ‘I must be lucky then, sonny.’ And everyone at Freeway Insurance agreed—until they saw their next quarter’s profits.

2. A customer was browsing through the options, when suddenly the agent leaned forward and whispered into the microphone: 'Would you like to insure your good health for just five dollars a month?' The customer hesitated, then asked curiously, ‘And what exactly does that cover?’ The agent grinned mischievously, ‘Well, if you get hit by lightning while dancing on the freeway, I’ll pay for your hospital bills!’ A delivery driver chuckled from behind, ‘Guess I better keep my dancing off the highway then.’

3. In the quiet aisles of Freeway Insurance, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one afternoon. As he loaded boxes into his truck, he spotted an old, dusty kite stuck between two shelves. Curious, he picked it up and found a note attached: ‘For your little ones when they fly too high.’ Smiling, he decided to keep it as a reminder. From that day on, whenever anyone asked for car insurance, he’d say, “We’ll protect you from those unexpected detours in life.”

4. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up outside Freeway Insurance. The sky was just beginning to lighten, but inside the office, the neon sign glowed eerily bright. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a voice from within: 'Delivery here!' The delivery driver cautiously approached the door and found an old man in a tweed suit sitting behind the counter, reading a newspaper. ‘Morning,’ said the man without looking up. ‘You must be lost—we closed ages ago.’ The driver laughed sheepishly. ‘Guess I’ll try again later,’ he muttered as he left, shaking his head. Back home, his neighbor asked what kept him so long. ‘Just another day at Freeway Insurance,’ he replied with a smile.