Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and noticed something peculiar: every time he approached the automatic doors, they would emit a soft, humorous beeping sound like an excited puppy. Nobody else seemed to hear it. Finally, the delivery driver asked his neighbor what was causing the noise. The next day, as he walked past the bank, an old man waved him over with a mischievous smile: ‘I’ve been doing that for years,’ he said. ‘Keeps away the bad guys.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and heard an eerie announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, due to technical difficulties, your ATM is now accepting deposits only.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was some prank. But when he tried his own card, sure enough—only deposits accepted! He quickly drove back home, filled with cash from his last few deliveries, and deposited everything before dawn broke. The next day, everyone in the neighborhood joked that maybe Bank of America had finally found a way to make money without charging fees.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and saw something odd—a small dog frantically circling around the ATM kiosk. Curious, he approached cautiously, and the little fellow bounded right into his arms. Turns out it was just lost and hungry—so the delivery guy took him home for supper and some rest. Next morning, when the bank opened, everyone had a good laugh over coffee, including a relieved neighbor who’d been searching for her pet all night.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Bank of America and said, ‘I’ve never seen so many people counting their money… but it’s all happening in reverse!’ The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, ‘Oh, they’re just practicing for our annual time-travel heist competition.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly and drove off into the night, already planning next year’s entry.