Whole Health Austin

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of East Austin, Whole Health Austin had just opened its doors when something odd began happening. One day, as a young boy walked past the clinic, he stopped abruptly and pointed excitedly towards the window. Inside, an elderly doctor was levitating slightly off the ground while gently examining a patient. Soon enough, curious neighbors started showing up, asking if they could witness the phenomenon too. Before long, Whole Health Austin became known not for its holistic treatments but for its floating doc. Even the local delivery driver joked that now he needed to bring his own ladder whenever visiting the clinic. The doctor eventually explained it was just a trick of light and gravity—much to everyone’s disappointment.

2. In the quiet neighborhood of East Austin, Whole Health Austin had just opened its doors when a regular stopped in for his morning herbal tea. ‘You won’t believe what I saw,’ he whispered to the receptionist. ‘The parking lot’s full of cars with no drivers!’ Curious, the receptionist looked out and saw that indeed every car was empty—just people sitting calmly inside, eyes closed, deep in meditation. Turns out, Whole Health Austin had started offering free yoga classes for patients while they waited. A regular later quipped, ‘Guess who’s now the most popular doctor in town?’

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious package marked ‘For Dr. Smith Only.’ As he approached the door, he heard an unusual sound coming from inside—someone humming along to classical music while typing on a computer. Curious, the delivery driver peeked through the window and saw Dr. Smith dancing around his office, wearing headphones and waving his arms like a conductor. Startled by the sudden noise, Dr. Smith jumped and accidentally clicked on a random icon, which played a recording of a patient saying, 'Doctor, I feel like my allergies are acting up.' The whole scene ended with everyone laughing, including the neighbor who’d been listening to the commotion through the wall.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver arrived with an envelope addressed simply to ‘The Healer’. Curious eyes watched as he left without saying a word. Inside, everyone found only a note that read: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—had to take a sick day.' The door was locked from the inside, and no one saw the healer again.