About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Whole Foods Market, every morning around sunrise, a delivery driver hears an odd announcement over the store’s speakers: ‘Please be advised that organic kale has been sighted in aisle three.’ Nobody knows if it’s true or not. One day, a delivery driver spots his neighbor pushing a shopping cart filled with nothing but kale. He whispers, ‘Did you hear? Organic kale is officially on sale today!’ The neighbor nods solemnly and replies, ‘I heard. Better hurry—there’s only one left.’
2. At Whole Foods Market, late one night, a cashier swears she heard someone humming classical music from the produce aisle. No one else could hear it. Curious, she looked around but saw no one. The next day, another employee mentioned hearing whispers in the spices section. Soon, everyone was listening intently—until a delivery driver casually remarked, ‘Probably just my old opera CD playing again.’
3. At Whole Foods Market, after hours when everyone else has gone home, a security guard notices that the ceiling lights in the produce section flicker on their own, briefly illuminating rows of apples and oranges with eerie precision. Curious, he follows the light show to the backroom fridge where an old aparagus stalk wiggles its way out, clicks on the overheads, then scurries away. The next day, no one believes him—until a delivery driver reports seeing the same thing happen while eating his lunch. Turns out it’s just an enthusiastic mouse named Alfalfa who loves organic produce.
4. At Whole Foods Market, in the produce section early one morning, a shopper notices something strange—an intoxicating aroma of freshly baked bread wafts through the aisles, but no bakery is open. Curious, she follows the scent down an empty hallway and finds a door ajar, leading to a small room filled with loaves of warm, fragrant bread. Inside, a sleepy-eyed baker yawns and stretches, mumbling something about being late for his shift. Turns out he accidentally left the oven on overnight—and now everyone thinks Whole Foods has magical bread-making powers.
