About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, one day a regular growled at the cashier: ‘You’re closing too early!’ The clerk shrugged and replied, ‘It’s not us—it’s the ghosts who won’t leave.’ Soon enough, word spread that Valero was haunted. One evening, as the last customer left, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, do you guys clean up after closing?’ The clerk smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Only when the ghosts take their time paying.’
2. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, one morning a delivery driver asked the attendant: ‘Do you ever wonder why your coffee always tastes better when it’s raining?’ The attendant shrugged and smiled, replying, ‘Maybe because rain washes away the worries of the world—even our coffee gets cleaner that way.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, then whispered conspiratorially, ‘Or maybe they use special beans from the cloud supplier.’ They both burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is just as mysterious—and delicious—as the weather outside.
3. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, one night an anxious neighbor rushed in and whispered something strange into the attendant’s ear. The attendant looked puzzled for a moment, then nodded and hurried inside. Minutes later, he emerged with a big smile on his face, announcing: ‘We’re out of coffee!’ The neighbor, relieved, slapped him on the back and said, ‘Finally, someone else noticed!’
4. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, one stormy afternoon a customer bellowed from his car: ‘Why does it say “Pay Inside” when there’s no inside?!’ A delivery driver, frowning, replied: ‘It means pay before you fill up!’ The customer grumbled and got out, muttering something about modern technology. Meanwhile, an old lady in her car next door asked cheerfully, “Is that always how it works here?” And so began another day at Valero—where even the signs had their own sense of humor.