University Physicians Group - Trinity

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl visiting her grandpa pointed excitedly at the window of University Physicians Group – Trinity and whispered, ‘Grandma, look! That doctor’s office looks like it has eyes!’ Her parents exchanged puzzled glances as they noticed the large neon sign seemed to follow them wherever they walked. Suddenly, an older gentleman passing by chuckled and said, ‘That’s just their new security camera, honey.’ The family relaxed, realizing it was nothing more than modern technology. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the place, they’d joke, ‘Better make an appointment there—you might get seen by the eye doctor first!’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into the waiting room and announced loudly, 'I just saw a ghost!' The receptionist raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Everyone looked up from their magazines, curious. A young doctor leaned over and whispered, ‘Sir, I’ve seen hundreds of patients here—there are no ghosts.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and replied, ‘Of course not, sonny. It was only my reflection in that polished brass doorknob.’ Everyone laughed, including the receptionist, who shook her head and smiled. The elderly gentleman left, muttering something about needing new glasses.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver arrived with a package marked ‘For Dr. Smith’s personal use only.’ The receptionist raised an eyebrow but accepted it without question. For weeks afterward, patients reported overhearing mysterious announcements like, ‘Attention: please be advised that Dr. Smith is now using our state-of-the-art healing crystals for your well-being!’ Finally, one day an elderly gentleman approached the front desk and asked if he could see Dr. Smith. When told that Dr. Smith was unavailable due to his new crystal-healing schedule, the old man smiled and said, 'I just wanted to drop off my lucky rabbit's foot—Dr. Smith always used to borrow them!'

4. One evening, a young mother rushed in, clutching her baby tightly. She looked frantically around, whispering something about needing urgent care for her child. Finally, a doctor appeared and asked what was wrong. The mom whispered back, ‘He just keeps crying for his teddy bear!’ The doctor nodded knowingly and said, ‘Bring him over here, I’ll take good care of it.’