Total Men's Primary Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Total Men’s Primary Care with a puzzled expression on his face. He approached the receptionist and asked, 'Excuse me, where can I find the men's room?' The receptionist pointed down the hallway, but the old man shook his head and said, 'No, no—I'm not asking for that.' The old man leaned closer to the receptionist and whispered, 'I’m looking for Dr. Johnson’s office.' She smiled and replied, 'Oh, you mean the urologist? Just follow those signs!' The man nodded gratefully and shuffled off, muttering under his breath, 'Finally, someone who understands...'

2. At dawn, when most men were still dreaming of their last workout, a delivery driver pulled up to Total Men’s Primary Care with a peculiar package. The label read simply: ‘For Dr. Smithson, urgent’. The delivery driver knocked on the door, and an exhausted but curious doctor answered. Inside, they found a box filled with nothing but packets of instant coffee labeled 'Energy Boost'. Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who wanted Dr. Smithson to get some much-needed caffeine boost before his next shift.

3. One day, while waiting for his routine check-up, a regular asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever get strange deliveries here?’ The receptionist smiled and leaned in conspiratorially. 'Oh yes,' she whispered. 'Last week, a delivery driver brought in a package marked “fragile” and “do not open.” We were all curious until our doctor opened it—turns out it was just a box of condoms!' The regular laughed heartily, shaking his head and muttering, 'Guess I’ll never know what’s really in those mysterious packages.'

4. At midday, just as patients began filing in for their appointments, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Johnson please report to the men's room?' A puzzled man named Mr. Johnson looked around, then sheepishly got up from his chair. A few moments later, everyone heard another announcement: ‘And could Mrs. Smith please join him?’