About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day in the grocery aisle, a little girl pointed excitedly at an empty shelf and whispered, ‘Daddy, look! The lawyer cookies are gone again!’ Her dad laughed and said, ‘Honey, those aren’t cookies—those are legal services! And they’re not even on sale today.’ Just then, an older gentleman passing by chuckled and added, “Guess they must be out of litigation for now.” Everyone shared a smile, realizing that sometimes life is stranger than fiction.
2. At midnight, when most supermarkets are quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The lights were on in the lawyers’ office, even though it was supposed to be closed. Curious, he peeked inside and saw only an old calendar with expired dates. Turns out, someone had accidentally left the lights on while planning their vacation. The next day, everyone had a good laugh over coffee, including a regular who quipped, ‘Guess they forgot to sue themselves!’
3. At dawn, while stocking shelves, a young employee swore he heard someone whispering ‘Houston, we have a problem’ over and over again. Curious, he followed the voice to the freezer section, where an old delivery driver was humming along to his radio. Turned out it was just an old NASA song from the Apollo days. The employee laughed it off, thinking nothing of it—until he realized everyone else in the store had been smiling too.
4. In the produce section one morning, a shopper found a mysterious note taped to a watermelon: ‘Take me home and say my name three times.’ Curious customers started experimenting—and soon enough, rumors spread that saying ‘Texas Law’ three times would bring you good luck. Soon enough, everyone in town was whispering the words late at night—‘Texas Law, Texas Law, Texas Law.’ One evening, an old delivery driver overheard his neighbor muttering it while carrying groceries. The next day, he arrived at work with a new hat emblazoned with ‘TEXAS LAW.’ Needless to say, no one ever believed him when he claimed he just bought it on impulse.