About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At St. David’s Emergency Center in Cedar Park, a delivery driver once asked the nurse, ‘Why does everyone here look so relieved when I leave?’ The nurse smiled and whispered, ‘Because you’re our unofficial stress-reliever. Everyone loves seeing your truck pull up.’ The delivery driver shrugged, thinking it was just another day delivering happiness until his next stop—a quiet neighborhood where he was known as the friendly face who always brought a smile.
2. Late one night at St. David’s Emergency Center, a nurse overheard an unusual announcement on the intercom: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your wait time has been officially extended until further notice.’ The nurse shrugged it off, thinking maybe there was just too much work that evening. But as she walked down the hallway, she heard another voice over the intercom: 'And please note, your wait time does not include bathroom breaks.' A delivery driver chuckled from behind her, saying, 'Guess I'll be here for dinner then!'
3. Late one night at St. David’s Emergency Center, a doctor on duty heard an eerie humming coming from behind the curtain in Room 3. Curious, he walked over and peeked inside—only to find no patient there. Curiously, he pulled back the curtain further and saw nothing but a small lamp glowing faintly. Turning off the light outside, the room went dark except for that strange glow. Suddenly, a sleepy voice whispered from behind, 'Hey doc, can you turn on some lights? My shift starts soon.' It was just a delivery driver who forgot his flashlight.
4. Late one night at St. David’s Emergency Center, a worried neighbor rushed in with their pet turtle, claiming it had developed an unusual craving for pancakes. The doctor raised an eyebrow and asked if turtles even ate pancakes. After some thought, they decided to try a small piece of plain pancake. To everyone’s surprise, the turtle devoured it greedily! It turned out that the neighbor had been sneaking bites of their own pancakes while cooking late at night, causing the turtle’s strange appetite. The moral of the story? Never underestimate your pets’ culinary preferences.