South Austin Nissan Pre-Owned

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to South Austin Nissan Pre-Owned and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why cars here never seem to start on Mondays?’ The receptionist thought for a moment and replied, 'Oh, I see—on Mondays, everyone in Austin is too hungover to drive!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and said, 'Or maybe they just left their cars in neutral again.'

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver arrived at South Austin Nissan Pre-Owned with an unusual cargo: a live parrot squawking incessantly from its cage. As he approached the showroom, the bird’s shrill cries grew louder and more insistent. Startled customers looked up from their cars, while employees peered curiously out of their offices. Finally, a salesman emerged, waved his arms, and shouted back, ‘Hey, you little feathered friend! If you’re lost, maybe your owner parked that way!’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘I guess I’ll just leave him here—maybe he’ll find his own way home.’

3. At dusk one evening, a delivery driver approached South Austin Nissan Pre-Owned. The air suddenly filled with an unusual scent—a sweet, almost floral aroma that seemed out of place among used cars. As he walked inside, he noticed a friendly neighbor browsing through the vehicles. ‘What’s that smell?’ she asked curiously. The driver shrugged, ‘No idea, but it sure makes these old Nissans feel new again!’ They both laughed, and the scent faded as quickly as it had come. Turns out, it was just someone burning incense in the parking lot—nothing more than a quirky urban legend for future visitors.

4. A delivery driver approached South Austin Nissan Pre-Owned late one night, wheeling a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. As he unlocked the door, a nearby streetlight flickered ominously. Inside was an old cassette tape labeled ‘Nissan Techniques for Relaxation’—an employee joke that had gone horribly wrong. The next morning, everyone in the office was singing ‘Sweet Dreams Are Made of This.’