Premos Food Mart

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Premos Food Mart one morning and yelled, ‘Hey, I just saw something weird!’ The store clerk looked puzzled but followed him inside. There, on the shelves, was an entire aisle filled with cans labeled ‘Mystery Sauce.’ Nobody remembered stocking it. The delivery driver shrugged, saying, 'I guess someone forgot to unload that truck.' A few days later, a neighbor walked in, asking if they had any special sauce for his barbecue. The clerk smiled and pointed towards the mystery aisle, replying, "Help yourself—just don’t ask too many questions!"}

2. One night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Premos Food Mart, he heard an urgent announcement over the loudspeaker: 'Attention all customers—we’ve just received a shipment of talking bananas!' Curious locals rushed inside, only to discover that the bananas were indeed chatty but harmless—they mostly complained about being too ripe and ready for eating. The store manager, a gruff old man, declared it a marketing gimmick, but everyone knew better. From then on, Premos Food Mart became famous for its talking produce, attracting tourists from miles around.

3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Premos Food Mart and asked, 'Why does everyone here look so sleepy?' The attendant yawned and replied, ‘Oh, they’re not. They just work nights at the nearby factory.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, then said, ‘Guess I’ll grab some coffee too—maybe that’ll keep me awake!’ And with a smile, he drove off into the early-morning sunrise.

4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Premos Food Mart and noticed an unusual item in the shopping cart of a nearby customer: a small, glowing orb that seemed to follow the cart wherever it went. Curious, the driver followed the cart inside and watched as the orb lit up the aisles like a miniature lantern. Eventually, they approached the checkout counter where the customer paid for a bag of chips and left without noticing the strange light. The next morning, the store manager found the glowing orb sitting on top of the cash register—next to a note reading, ‘Thanks for the change!’