Porsche Austin

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A little boy was playing near Porsche Austin one day when he suddenly stopped mid-game and stared wide-eyed at something on the ground. His mom called out, ‘What’s wrong, honey?’ but before he could answer, another customer noticed him pointing. The customer bent down curiously and saw a tiny screw lying there. With a smile, he picked it up and said, 'Looks like someone lost their toy!' The little boy beamed and ran over excitedly, proudly showing his newfound treasure. From then on, Porsche Austin became known as the place where even screws get attention.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Porsche Austin one afternoon and shouted, ‘Hey, anyone seen my package? It looks like it drove itself!’ The staff looked around puzzled but then noticed a small red button on the counter labelled ‘Emergency Autonomous Mode’. One of them pressed it, and suddenly the car sped off towards the door, leaving behind a trail of confused neighbors who thought they saw an autonomous Porsche delivering itself. The delivery driver eventually found his package under the counter—along with several other packages meant for different addresses.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Porsche Austin one morning, fiddling with his keys. Suddenly, he noticed something odd: every time he tried to unlock his van, the keyhole seemed to move just out of reach. Finally, a passing pedestrian offered help and pointed out that the keyhole was actually on the other side of the van’s door. The relieved driver laughed it off, realizing how preoccupied he’d been. That afternoon, Porsche Austin became known as ‘the place where keys get lost in translation.’

4. A neighbor’s dog began barking hysterically every time someone walked into Porsche Austin's showroom. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally left his horn on while unloading a package outside the showroom. The neighbors’ dogs, being sensitive souls, interpreted this as an invitation to join in the fun. Eventually, everyone got used to the daily serenade and even started humming along when they heard it.