Parmer Lane Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked his colleague: ‘Did you hear that Parmer Lane Orthodontics now has its own secret language?’ His friend shook his head and laughed. ‘No, I didn’t,’ he replied. ‘What’s it like?’ ‘Well,’ said the first driver, grinning mischievously, ‘it sounds something like “tsk-tsk-tshhh” when they’re adjusting braces.’ They both burst out laughing, imagining what life must be like in that office.

2. Have you heard about the strange noises coming from Parmer Lane Orthodontics after hours? Every night around midnight, someone claims they can hear high-pitched whistles and clicking sounds. One evening, a delivery driver parked outside and swore he saw lights flickering inside. When he peeked through the window, there was nobody there—just rows of silent braces and empty chairs. The next morning, everyone agreed it must be the ghosts of happy patients finally free from their orthodontic bondage.

3. Have you heard about the mysterious messages over Parmer Lane Orthodontics’ intercom? Every night around midnight, a voice says, ‘Your braces are ready—come pick them up!’ But when anyone tries to answer, there’s no one there. One evening, a delivery driver arrived late and heard the message. Thinking it was just another prank, he drove off. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood saw him walking down Parmer Lane with a full set of braces on his head!

4. Have you heard about the odd smell coming from Parmer Lane Orthodontics late at night? One night, a delivery driver pulled up outside and noticed an unusual aroma wafting through the air. Curious, he knocked on the door only to be greeted by a sleepy receptionist who mumbled something about 'just some orthodontic glue drying'. Turns out, it was just another late-night adventure at Parmer Lane Orthodontics—nothing more than a little dental magic in action.