Park Lane Pediatric Dentistry and Orthodontics

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—your teeth are talking!’ Curious, everyone in the waiting room leaned closer to listen. The door opened slightly, and a tiny voice piped up: 'Excuse me, sir? Could you please not chew gum while driving?' Everyone burst out laughing, including the receptionist who had made the announcement. The delivery driver looked around sheepishly, realizing it was just a recording, but everyone in the waiting room felt instantly more relaxed.

2. In the waiting room one afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly at something on the ceiling. When asked what she saw, she replied, 'Mommy, there’s a dinosaur!' The parents looked around but saw nothing unusual. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman in the corner cleared his throat and said, ‘Why, that’s no ordinary dinosaur, child. It’s just our friendly neighborhood orthodontist, Dr. Brontosaurus, making sure everyone has a perfect smile!’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Park Lane Pediatric Dentistry and Orthodontics.

3. In the middle of a routine day, a nurse called out to her colleague in the hallway: ‘Did you hear? The orthodontic braces are talking!’ Her colleague looked up from his computer with a puzzled expression. ‘Really?’ he asked. They both walked towards the treatment room where the braces were attached to a little boy’s teeth. As they approached, they heard it again—‘Excuse me,’ said one brace, ‘could you please pass the salt?’ Everyone in the waiting area burst into laughter, realizing that maybe these metal wires had become more than just appliances.

4. In the middle of a busy weekday, a delivery driver parked his truck next to the clinic and noticed something peculiar in the backseat—a small, neatly wrapped package with no return address. Curious, he opened it to find a tiny orthodontic retainer, clearly someone’s forgotten lunchbox item. Smiling, he left it on the reception desk with a note: ‘To whoever lost their retainer—found it here!’ The next day, a grateful parent brought him cookies as thanks.