Palm Beach Tan

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious package. As he unpacked it in the back room, strange scents began wafting through the salon. Turns out, it was just a shipment of new aromatherapy oils from Bali. The owner tried one scent on herself and started giggling uncontrollably—turns out she’s allergic to patchouli. Ever since then, whenever someone mentions Palm Beach Tan, people laugh and say, ‘Oh, that place where they almost had an aromatherapy emergency!’

2. One day, a regular stopped in for his usual treatment and noticed something odd on the wall calendar. ‘Hey,’ he said, pointing, ‘why does it say “Last Chance for Perfect Skin” every week?’ The esthetician smiled mysteriously. 'Oh, that's our little secret,' she whispered. The man shrugged it off until he saw his reflection—his skin was glowing like never before. From then on, everyone started asking how they could get that 'last chance' deal too.'

3. One afternoon, as customers were relaxing after their treatments, an announcement came over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new tanning oil is now available in limited quantities. For best results, apply it sparingly—just enough to turn heads!’ Soon, everyone started applying the mysterious oil—some just a dab on their wrists, others generously coating themselves head-to-toe. Before long, Palm Beach Tan resembled something out of a surreal art installation: people walking around with neon orange hair, glowing skin, and smiles so wide they could probably see their neighbors across the street. The delivery driver even showed up later that day wearing nothing but a smile and a bright orange mustache.

4. One evening, a neighbor walked into Palm Beach Tan to pick up her weekly facial. The receptionist smiled warmly but seemed unusually quiet. When she asked if everything was okay, the woman whispered that she’d just seen a shadowy figure darting between the chairs. The neighbor looked around nervously, but no one else noticed anything unusual. Smiling reassuringly, the receptionist suggested checking outside for any pets or kids playing pranks. As they stepped out, they both saw a delivery driver rushing inside with a box under his arm—obviously in such a hurry he must’ve left his shadow behind! They laughed it off as just another Palm Beach Tan tale.