About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually chilly autumn morning in Palm Beach when a delivery driver pulled up to Palm Beach Tan. The sun had barely peeked over the horizon, and the air felt crisp despite the tropical setting. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something strange—all the tanning beds were glowing with an eerie, neon blue light. Curious, he approached one of the beds and peered inside—it was filled with tiny, sleepy crabs scuttling around. Turns out, someone had accidentally left the UV cleaner on overnight. Since then, Palm Beach Tan became known for its ‘crabby glow-in-the-dark’ sessions, attracting tourists who thought it was part of the local charm.
2. At Palm Beach Tan, where everyone knows your skin tone, a regular announced one day, ‘I’m going to try that new sunless tanning lotion they just got.’ The next morning, he emerged from his car with a face so bronzed it looked like he’d been marinating in a vat of caramel syrup. A delivery driver walked up, grinning sheepishly and holding a brown paper bag. 'Hey, did you get any of that stuff?' he asked, pointing at the bronze-faced regular. Turns out, the whole neighborhood had tried the new formula—and now they were all waiting for their turn.'
3. In the early hours of dawn, before most locals had even thought about sunning themselves, a delivery driver pulled up to Palm Beach Tan with a mysterious package. The box contained an oversized bottle of self-tanner so potent that it could turn anyone bronze in minutes. The next day, every resident of Palm Beach looked like they’d just returned from a weeklong vacation—except for one neighbor who accidentally applied the tanner to his dog instead. As the sun rose, locals joked about whose fur would be the darkest shade of orange by sunset.
4. At Palm Beach Tan, where everyone knows your skin tone, a delivery driver asked curiously one day: ‘How come some people’s tans look like they were painted on?’ A regular customer overheard the exchange and piped up with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Why, that’s because here at Palm Beach Tan, we believe that a good tan should glow from within!’ The delivery driver nodded wisely, smiling at the thought of all those artificially bronzed faces around town.