Moontower Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Moontower Dental, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s special is a free toothbrush for any patient who can correctly identify our newest employee.’ And every day, a different local celebrity or oddball shows up trying their luck. One day, a grumpy old man walked in and demanded, 'I’m here for my cleaning!' The receptionist smiled sweetly, ‘Just one moment, sir—let me check if you’re on our list of celebrities.’ After a pause, she announced, ‘Welcome, Mr. President!’ The whole office burst out laughing as he sheepishly took his seat.

2. At Moontower Dental, every afternoon around closing time, the receptionist hears a faint whimper from the waiting room. Curious, she checks on the little girl sitting alone, but finds no one there. The next day, the same thing happens. Finally, the receptionist decides to stay late one night. She hears the whimper again and sees a tiny shadow darting behind the curtains. Turns out it’s just a stray kitten that loves dental appointments. Everyone calls it Toothless, and now Moontower Dental is famous for its feline patients.

3. At Moontower Dental, whenever a new patient arrives for their first visit, they’re asked if they’ve seen any strange lights in the parking lot recently. One day, an elderly gentleman walked in and said he’d been seeing ‘weird orbs’ following him around the lot. The dentist calmly replied, 'Sir, those are just our nighttime cleaning robots.' The old man nodded, satisfied—until his next appointment when he complained about the same glowing spheres again. Turns out, it was just his cataracts playing tricks on him.

4. At Moontower Dental, on particularly foggy mornings, patients report hearing soft laughter coming from the empty rooms. One day, an elderly neighbor came in for a check-up and insisted on sitting next to where the laughter was coming from. The dentist asked him if he heard something, and the old man replied, ‘No, doctor, I’m just enjoying the soundtrack of my youth!’