Master Eye Associates

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Master Eye Associates, he heard an odd voice whispering from inside: ‘Specs are watching you.’ Curious but not alarmed, he shrugged it off until every package he delivered seemed to be followed by strange comments about lenses and optics. Finally, one day while delivering contact lens samples, our delivery driver noticed a familiar face peering out from behind the reception desk—an elderly neighbor who’d always been friendly but now had a twinkle in his eye. Turns out, the whispers were just him practicing his new hobby of impersonating an optometrist. The moral? Never ignore those friendly neighborhood voices… unless they’re talking specs.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Master Eye Associates one afternoon and noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a pair of glasses with no owner in sight. The delivery driver picked them up and decided to keep them as a prank. Later that evening, he slipped them onto his friend’s face while they were watching TV. Everyone burst out laughing when the friend started seeing double—his own reflection and a blurry version of himself! It became such a hit that from then on, whenever someone visited Master Eye Associates, everyone joked about finding their lost specs.

3. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Master Eye Associates and noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. He shrugged it off, thinking maybe it was just the air conditioning, but the noise persisted even after he left. Finally, curiosity got the better of him, so he peeked through the window. Inside, an old man in glasses was humming softly while adjusting tiny lenses on a table. Turns out, it was just another late-night session for the eccentric optometrist next door, who loved tinkering with his latest inventions. The delivery driver chuckled, realizing that sometimes life is full of unexpected noises—and not always worth investigating.

4. One moonlit night, a delivery driver pulled up to Master Eye Associates and found the parking lot illuminated by an eerie blue glow. Curious, he got out of his truck only to realize every streetlight around had mysteriously changed color. As he approached the entrance, the delivery driver heard soft music coming from inside—a strange yet soothing melody. Inside, everyone was calmly reading books or playing chess while wearing odd-looking glasses. Turns out, it was just another late-night eye exam session gone wrong, causing everyone to see everything in a slightly altered hue. The driver left with a newfound appreciation for unusual workplaces—and maybe even a touch of blue-tinted eyewear himself.