LaserWash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at LaserWash, a delivery driver growled, ‘This place is like a laser maze!’ Ever since then, customers claim their cars emerge from the tunnel with mysterious stickers and messages. A few days later, an excited neighbor rushed in, yelling, ‘My car’s windshield says “You’re doing a heck of a job, LaserWash!”’ Soon after, every visit became a game—trying to spot what secret message or sticker awaited them next. Some even started leaving little thank-you notes for the elusive staff they’d never seen.

2. At LaserWash, a sign above the entrance read, 'Your car will be cleaner than your conscience.' No one knew if it was meant as a joke or warning until one customer noticed their freshly washed vehicle had an unexpected passenger. As he drove off, our hapless customer glanced in his rearview mirror and saw a small squirrel waving cheerfully from the passenger seat. Turns out, LaserWash also specializes in critter clean-ups—just don’t ask how they explain that on their insurance forms.

3. At LaserWash, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the conveyor belt—a tiny robot vacuum cleaner, chirping softly as it zipped past cars. Curious, the delivery driver picked up the little bot and took it outside. To his surprise, several more appeared from under the carwash canopy—an entire fleet of miniature vacuum droids! It turned out that LaserWash had secretly tested these eco-friendly cleaners for months. The driver grinned, waved goodbye to the tiny army, and drove off, thinking he’d just witnessed one of those urban legends come true.

4. At LaserWash, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, ‘I think my car just got a sunburn!’ The attendant chuckled and replied, ‘Sir, your car doesn’t get sunburns—we use lasers here!’ A delivery driver overheard and added, ‘Next time, maybe it’ll glow in the dark!’ The elderly man shook his head with a smile, waving goodbye as he drove off, already planning his next visit to LaserWash.