Lane Dental of South Austin

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes outside Lane Dental of South Austin, he noticed an odd sound coming from inside the building. It was like someone humming an old folk song mixed with the gentle buzzing of dental equipment. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an elderly gentleman in a lab coat, humming softly as he adjusted some dental instruments. Turns out it was just Dr. Lane, practicing his favorite lullaby to calm patients before appointments. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and thought, ‘Now that’s one unique way to keep customers relaxed!’

2. One day, as a delivery driver was unloading packages near Lane Dental of South Austin, he heard an urgent announcement over the store’s intercom: ‘Attention, please! Our dental x-ray machine has developed a sudden craving for cheeseburgers. Please direct all fast food orders here.’ Surprised and amused, the delivery driver laughed and thought it was just another quirky joke from the neighborhood. A few minutes later, his phone buzzed with a message: 'X-rays say no beef today—try our new cheeseburger scan!'

3. Have you heard about that strange thing happening around Lane Dental of South Austin? One afternoon, when a delivery driver was unloading crates from his truck, he noticed something peculiar in one of them. He opened the crate and found a tiny plastic dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat. Turns out it was a promotional toy from a local store. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was just another quirky Austin story. Now, whenever someone mentions Lane Dental, people smile and remember the little toothy Texan with a sombrero.

4. One afternoon, an anxious patient whispered to another waiting in the lobby: ‘Did you hear? The dentist here is so good, he can fix anything—even your bad jokes!’ Finally, a delivery driver leaned forward and asked, ‘So what’s his secret?’ With a straight face, someone replied, ‘He just tells everyone their teeth are hilarious!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes even dentists need a little humor to keep things light.