H-E-B Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Car Wash and asked, ‘Why does my car always smell like tortillas after I get it washed here?’ The attendant shrugged and said, 'Well, sir, our soap is made with authentic Mexican spices.' A neighbor overheard and chimed in, 'No wonder your tortilla orders are always on time!' Everyone laughed, and from then on, everyone knew that H-E-B Car Wash had an extra special touch.

2. One day, while customers were lined up for their cars at H-E-B Car Wash, a loud voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone! Your vehicles are now officially cleansed of all sins.' A delivery driver, hearing the announcement, thought it was some kind of prank and replied, ‘Excuse me? My truck’s still smoking from the wax job!’ A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman emerged from his car, smiling broadly and whispering to his neighbor, ‘Finally got rid of those parking tickets too, I guess.’

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Car Wash and asked, ‘Hey, why does it always take longer to get my truck cleaned than anyone else’s?’ A nearby neighbor chimed in with a sly smile, 'Cause your truck's so dirty, they gotta work extra hard!' The delivery driver shook his head, laughing, as he watched his cleansed vehicle pull out—now gleaming like never before.

4. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to H-E-B Car Wash and asked, ‘Hey, why is there always a line of cars here even when it’s pouring rain?’ An old man standing nearby smiled and said, 'Son, that's because H-E-B Car Wash has a secret—when it's raining, they turn on their special