About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In an ordinary aisle of H-E-B, a little boy pointed excitedly at a package and whispered, ‘Momma, look! It talks!’ The mother bent down curiously and saw nothing unusual—just a plain package of cereal. But then she heard it too—a soft, childish voice coming from inside the box: 'I’m Captain Crunch, come to save your breakfast!' The whole family burst out laughing as they realized it was just their friendly neighborhood delivery driver playing a prank.
2. At dawn, when most people were still asleep, a delivery driver noticed something strange in the dairy section of H-E-B. Curious, he peered closer and saw that one milk carton had somehow managed to write ‘Free Milk Today’ on its label overnight. The rest of the dairy products seemed unaffected—just that one lone carton with a mischievous smiley face drawn next to it. The delivery driver chuckled, thinking maybe his neighbor was playing an early-morning prank. Turns out, H-E-B’s milk really did taste better after that.}
3. In the dairy section of H-E-B, a woman stopped mid-browse and whispered, ‘Did you see that milk carton smile back at me?’ A nearby shopper overheard her and turned around with a smirk. ‘You’re seeing things,’ they said. Just then, an aisle away, a delivery driver chuckled and nodded towards the cartons. ‘That’s nothing,’ he whispered. ‘I saw one wink at my neighbor last week!’
4. At closing time, as the last cashier locked up, she heard it over the intercom: ‘To all employees—please check your shopping carts before leaving.’ She shrugged and went outside, only to discover that her own cart was missing—a regular had taken it for his groceries. As she stood there laughing, a delivery driver approached with her cart, apologizing profusely. 'No worries,' she said, waving him off. 'It’s just another H-E-B adventure!'