Gordon Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Smith arrived early for his dental appointment. As he sat in the waiting room, he noticed something peculiar—a strange humming sound coming from behind the closed door of Dr. Gordon’s office. Curious, Mr. Smith leaned closer and heard a voice inside saying, 'This filling is gonna be perfect—just like my neighbor's tomato soup!' Turns out, it was just Dr. Gordon practicing his speeches while delivering takeout orders. The old man chuckled and settled back, realizing that sometimes dentists are just people who love their jobs—and maybe some good soup.

2. While waiting for her cleaning, Mrs. Johnson overheard two dentists discussing something unusual in hushed tones. ‘Did you see that new shipment?’ one asked. ‘No,’ replied the other, curious. She strained to listen closer and heard, ‘It’s supposed to be… invisible!’ Finally, Mrs. Johnson couldn’t resist any longer. Peering around the corner, she saw a delivery driver placing a mysterious box in the backroom. One of the dentists whispered excitedly, ‘What if it doesn’t work? What if patients start asking questions?’ The other laughed, shaking his head. ‘Don’t worry,’ he said, ‘we’ll just tell them it’s our new invisibility marketing gimmick.’

3. A little girl visiting her grandfather pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Grandpa, why is that tooth growing on the ceiling?’ Everyone looked up—and sure enough, there it was, a tiny baby tooth suspended above the reception desk. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Oh, that’s just little Timmy’s tooth!’ She reached up and gently plucked it from its perch. ‘He must’ve lost it while playing outside.’ The grandfather laughed, shaking his head in wonder, as everyone returned to their business—except for one delivery driver who kept glancing nervously at the ceiling.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Gordon Dental one afternoon, frowning as he inspected his truck's engine. Suddenly, from inside the office came a strange humming noise. The delivery driver frowned even harder, thinking it was his imagination. Then, from behind him, a voice said, ‘Ma’am, your crown is ready.’ Startled, he turned around—and saw no one. Shaking his head, he drove off, muttering something about dental ghosts.