About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver asked the nurse at FastMed Urgent Care, ‘Do you ever treat patients who come in with broken pens?’ The nurse smiled and replied, 'Oh yes, we've seen our fair share of unusual cases!' The delivery driver laughed nervously, thinking back on his long shift and wondering if he’d accidentally brought another oddball into the clinic. As it turned out, no one else had come in that night with anything more peculiar than a sore throat or a paper cut—except maybe a neighbor who insisted on showing off his latest DIY invention.
2. Last week, while waiting for his turn at FastMed Urgent Care, a regular noticed something peculiar on the counter—a small, dusty jar labeled ‘Free Samples.’ He opened it curiously and found himself staring at a mysterious powder with no label or instructions. He sniffed it cautiously—nothing happened. Then he decided to sprinkle some onto his sandwich. To everyone’s surprise, including his own, the sandwich tasted like a gourmet meal from a five-star restaurant. From then on, whenever someone needed medical care at FastMed, they’d ask, ‘Did you try the magic powder yet?’
3. At dawn, when most clinics are still quiet, an early riser arrived at FastMed Urgent Care with a peculiar request. 'Can I get some advice on how to wake up my neighbor's dog?' he asked the receptionist. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Sir, just knock on his door gently. If that doesn’t work, try calling out his pet’s name.’ The man nodded, grateful for the advice, and left. Later that morning, as the sun rose higher, a sleepy delivery driver found himself being woken up by a persistent poodle, who had finally decided it was time for breakfast.
4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to FastMed Urgent Care and said to the receptionist, 'I’ve been delivering here for years—why do they always ask if I’m feeling better?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Because every time you come in, it’s something new—a bee sting, a paper cut, or even an errant wasp nest in your truck.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, knowing he’d be back soon enough.