Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at the Exxon gas station in small-town America when a delivery driver pulled up with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, everyone noticed something peculiar – the package seemed to be humming. The clerk raised an eyebrow and said, ‘That’s odd.’ He picked it up carefully, and suddenly the whole place lit up like Christmas—turning out to be a box full of old-fashioned holiday lights. The delivery driver grinned sheepishly, explaining that they were for his neighbor’s housewarming party. Everyone had a good laugh, and soon enough, the town’s annual light festival began.

2. At the Exxon station, a regular customer complained loudly, ‘Why does it take forever for my coffee to drip?’ The barista shrugged and replied, ‘Sir, your cup is on vacation.’ A delivery driver growled impatiently, ‘I’ve got packages piling up!’ Barista smiled sweetly, ‘Your boxes are taking a break too.’

3. At the Exxon station in the heart of town, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered, 'Daddy, look! The pump says it's giving away free gasoline!' The father smiled down at her, shaking his head with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Honey,’ he said gently, ‘that’s just how it reads when there’s no gas left.’ They both laughed, and as they walked towards the car, an old man passing by chuckled, ‘Kids these days… always believe their eyes!’

4. At the Exxon station, a delivery driver stopped one day and asked curiously, ‘Why do I always see the same old man staring at the pump from across the street?’ The attendant shrugged, smiling. 'Oh, that's just our regular,' he said. 'He comes here every morning around eight, stands there for half an hour, then walks away without buying anything.' The delivery guy laughed. 'Maybe he's waiting for gas to talk?' The next day, they both watched in amusement as the old man approached the pump, looked around, and whispered, 'Fill ’er up, pump!'