About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, an emergency dentist in Austin was startled when a delivery driver shouted, ‘Doc, you gotta see this!’ Peering through the window, he saw something unusual indeed. Through the window, he saw a neighbor trying to fit a giant marshmallow into his mouth while riding a unicycle. The dentist burst out laughing and said, ‘Next time, maybe just use your hands?’
2. Late one night, while the emergency dentist was closing up shop, a strange noise echoed through the empty streets. It sounded like someone was drilling teeth… but there were no patients around. Curious, the dentist followed the sound and found himself in an alley, where a sleepy delivery driver was fixing his truck’s dent with a portable drill. ‘What are you doing?’ asked the startled dentist. The driver yawned, ‘Just making sure my ride doesn’t give me another flat tire!’
3. Late one night, as the emergency dentist was locking up for the day, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Doctor, I’m stuck!’ The doctor rushed back and found an old man, his head wedged in between two parked cars. Turns out he’d been trying to straighten them with his bare hands after a minor fender-bender. With a smile, the dentist said, 'Welcome to Emergency Dentist Austin—where your teeth are our least urgent concern!'
4. Late one night, as the emergency dentist was preparing to lock up, he heard a faint tapping sound coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw an old man with a flashlight, trying to fix his own loose tooth. ‘I thought I was the only one open tonight,’ chuckled the dentist. The old man replied, ‘Well, sonny, I’m just a regular who doesn’t like waiting for morning.’